Unfortunately, I have come to the startling revelation that I can't flirt. Maybe this is why some people think I'm a dyke. Sowwi that I don't twiddle my hair guyz!
A couple of years ago my friend tried to help me socialise with guys. She initiated a kind of role play, which I took a bit too seriously; counting myself into the 'scene', as if I was on Hollyoaks or something. Now looking at it, it seems slightly disturbing, but at the time this exercise seemed thrillin and *#^ new *^%^. She pretended to be a kind of lad, saying something like 'you're looking fit today' (keep in mind I had at this point in my life, side burns and hair like Peter Pan.) I kind of seized up and sad something like 'really?!?!?!'. My poor friend said she needed the toilet and never returned. Awks.
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Most girls give those tips like 'subtly touch da boy I.e when he's telling a joke and it's funni.'. That's not my style, I mean it's just awkward.
The shit that really sickens me is the whole year 6 sext thing, where the boy is like 'tell me wht u wud do to me if u were here now ;)'. LOL. Sweeet.
In a fucked up warped way I guess being nice means I'm not into it and being mean says I am. Yolo.
'I was born dis way'- Lady Gaga
Anna fuggin Dog xxxxxxx