28 September 2011

,L,

H E Y !

This week I've spent most my days biting my chapped lips so they result in bleeding (mm) and stalking Alexa Chung and Steve Aoki online (both tot@L hawteez).

I'm kind of bored of everything at the moment, and it SUX because I feel as if I don't have enough friends for different things. Don't get me wrong, I have the most amazing friends evs but sometimes to gigs etc I have to like drag them because they aren't really into the music. IS this a cry for me needing to get more friends or is it normal? So in conclusion I might become a social recluse. Yes, you heard right. Well it isn't MUCH change from how am I already.. I'll probably be at a gig alone, on the phone to my mum/grandma having a panic attack, sipping apple juice pretending I'm cool and drinking alkihal!! ****cway-zay gal al3rt***. Maybe this could, in fact trigger a sense of mystery, and allure on my behalf? Out of pity people could start a convo with me! Oh my God I've struk gawld.

P.S I think I HAVE OFFICIALLY got fleas. Since I hang mostly with Charlie, Lucy's homosexual dog, who is either stratching his balls or itching himself, I have now been scratching away. Actually, I'm currently scratching my back. This is really the last thing I need.

To top of my star studded life style, I was on the phone with my friend who told me her grandma got a hernia from squeezing too hard from constipation.. "Anna, so my nan is telling me in her rich indian accent, MY POO WAS NINE BLOODY INCHES." Oh Christ.

OVER N' OUT,
ANNA X

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