Whilst I was in CARGO to watch da Smith Westerns, I fixed up (l00k sh@rp) in the toilets and overheard a bunch of 'cool' Alexa Chung lookalikes talking.....
Girl 1: So, yeah, I was here, like, a while back, ya know, I only had about 5 beers, when this guy, I think he was from Foals, was all ya know chatting with me.
Girl 2: Fuck
Girl 1: Yeah, next thing I knew we were fucking in his kitchen while these guys were making beans on toasts.
Girl 2: Yeah, I think that's happened to all of us.
LOLZ. IS NOBODY INTERESTING ANYMORE?/?